Welcome to Wolf 359.

this is the audio log of communications officer, Doug eiffel.

Okay, well, It’s not actually. My real name is Ari. you can call me eiffel if you want but nobody really does that. moving on, i am 15 years old, and i am a male.

i am a leo, aries moon and cancer rising. i’m not really too into astrology but i am interested in personality analysis and it’s also fun, so there you go.

to keep with the “personalities” theme, i am an infp, or the mediator. if you’ll allow me to be a d&d nerd for a second, i could tell you that i am of neutral good alignment.

i am speaking from the comms room of the uss hephaestus station.

i will warn you right now, i have a lot of interests. however, since i’m so nice, i’ve compiled a comprehensive list for you right here. i update this often, so don’t forget to come back sometimes, maybe there’ll be something new!

games
ace attorney
zero escape
hello charlotte
minecraft
fire emblem
bandori
the arcana

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anime
danganronpa
my hero academia
devilman crybaby
fullmetal alchemist
yuri!!! on ice
rwby
ouran high school host club

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podcasts
wolf 359
the adventure zone
welcome to night vale
my brother, my brother, and me

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miscellaneous
homestuck
south park
er

welcome to day 420 of our orbit around red dwarf star wolf 359.

haha did you get my joke. blaze it and all that. anyway, here are my kins. i'm not a serious kinnie, i do it for fun. that said, all doubles are fine. we don't tolerate kin drama on this account.

id's

apollo justice || doug eiffel || kirishima eijirou

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other kins

kaito momota

akira fudo

santa

dave strider

if you want to find out why i relate to some of these characters, click here! if you want to see some of my unlisted/not as important kins, click here.

i’m gonna drown? in outer space?

jake english

lanque bombyx

tamaki suoh

rantarou amami

qrow branwen

felix honikker

craig tucker

i hate this goddamn ship.

apollo justice
-sarcastic
-oblivious
-unintentionally loud
-extremely goal-driven

doug eiffel
-horrible procrastinator
-sarcastic
-bad work ethic
-good intentions

kirishima eijirou
-very protective over friends
-enthusiastic
-harbors a lot of self-doubt
-strong-hearted

what the hell is going on here?

dont follow if
you follow basic dfi criteria (racist, homophobic, transphobic)
you’re a tucute, terf, map, or fujoshi
you're here to start drama
i have blocked you in the past

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please follow if
you share any of my interests
you kin any of my comforts
we have mutual friends

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please tag
self harm
needles
mystic messenger

phew, glad that’s over with.

now that you’re done with all that important stuff, feel free to look around! i would strongly recommend reading all the tabs, but it’s not like i can make you. you got your own free will, broski.

hah. nerds.

klavier gavin

ryo asuka

daniel jacobi

roy mustang

junpei

thank sweet baby jesus and all the other christmas critters.

i love my friends with all my heart! if you have a problem with any of them, feel free to take it up with me.

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alex (fuyuhiiko)
babs (q84eva)
brooke (brokepartyyy)
cam (lifewithsnac)
catty (starryroses.png)
coco (terezismalk)
josie (hypnolo)
julian (scoliosisphos)
liv (marblekazuichi)
lucas (ghirgaz)
olivia (littlenavyshoes)
wyatt (jennielovemail)

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before you think this is some kind of hierarchy or whatever, they’re in alphabetical order.

into a brave new world.

you're done! now for the password. well, it's not really a password, but i don't have another name for it. to be accepted, please just send me a little bit about yourself! your name, kins, a fun fact... whatever! also, please tell me how you found my account, be it in your recommended, through mutuals, or maybe i requested you first! who knows. smooth sailing! 🤠

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